UV night from Uni Freshers
— Frank Ocean (via fldovr)
IG; @georgiagracewalsh(via palmoa)
“If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first.
Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.
This is so cute I’m gonna barf.
"Oh, they DO carry it in a muted pastel! Well, that’s embarrassing…"
"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!”
Get something in your eye? Fill a bowl of water big enough for your face & open your eyes in it. It’ll come right out.
mom: are you drowning yourself?
me: no im getting something out of my eye
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp and not only are these things totally badass and stylish
they have 16 colour cones in their vision
us humans only have 3
these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can
literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist
do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS